Today might be one of the most worthless days of TV that you’re going to find this year. We’re still dealing with exhibition baseball. ESPNU is forcing high school basketball down your throat. So…here’s my suggestion to those of you who are younger and don’t have a girlfriend or wife nagging you. Go to the bar, start getting drunk by 7 and your ass won’t need sports by 11 when you’re passed out on your couch.
• Sexy Duke Superfans (I’m not joking)
• Looks like T Swift really is dating that Calvin Harris douche
• Bob Knight gets shitcanned
• Phillies CF wearing a Hooters tank top
• White Sox selling ribs in batting helmet!
• Philip Rivers playing softball w/a mullet this week
• Florida: Woman offers cop oral if he’ll let her go (mugshot)
• Dear god….more of Jessica Alba in the water
Stealing Home Video of the Week
Speedy #SCtop10 pic.twitter.com/SpsQYVVsgJ
— Kelvon Bomer (@darriusbomer) April 2, 2015
Sandwich of the Day
Fillet steak sandwich for breakfast. #Dublin #Ireland https://t.co/xCE4CSgh3c pic.twitter.com/iQe7jrlUzL
— Dale Philip (@Daleroxxu) April 3, 2015
