XXX legend Lisa Ann is up to her old games again. She was in Stillwater, Oklahoma last night to spend time watching the Sweet 16 with basketball player Joe Burton, a freshman who came to Oklahoma State as a top-100 recruit, but a guy who only played in nine games this year. This is where Lisa Ann can help. She might be the star of such classics as Tonight’s Girlfriend 25, Feeding Frenzy 11, The Booty Pageant, MILF Slam and New Dad in Town, but Lisa Ann is also a pseudo psychologist who told GQ earlier this year that she tends to mentor the young guys.
So step up Joe Burton. You need the help. You need to get your head right. You need a night with Lisa Ann, watching basketball and doing whatever you do in private on your couch (sophomore backup Leyton Hammonds was there, too). You only made five shots all year, Burton. Let Lisa Ann get your career back on track.
To be honest, Joe wasn’t the only guy Lisa Ann met up with in Stillwater. She’s been in town a couple days hanging with a student she met via a College Gameday sign. The two eventually went to the AVN Awards show and now Lisa is maintaining the relationship by hanging with Matt’s friends.
Now retired from the adult game, Lisa Ann is keeping busy via her hosting duties on @SiriusXMFantasy, which means she’s the first woman to transition from movies like The Cougar Club, Dirty Over 30 2, Wetter the Better 3 and Airotica to talking sports for a living. I’m not sure what she has going on with the Oklahoma State guys, but
Never forget this from the GQ industry:
Do you ever wonder about a time when athletes will move on to these other girls?
It’s already started happening. Some of them have gotten into relationships or some of them have moved on with somebody else. Or some of them are interacting with people I don’t like and I don’t wanna be a part of what they have. I don’t feel slighted. If it’s once and done, it’s once and done. Sometimes it’s just a sexual checklist. I’m watching the NBA draft and I’m like, “Okay. I want to be with the top three draft picks this year.” It’s just a conquest of mine. I’m just doing it for shits and giggles.
Now Joe Burton needs to get his game in order so he can get on the checklist.
How some movies get started…kidding, Lisa Ann is retired:
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