Back in college, my roommates and I plastered beer bottle caps on our apartment living room ceiling. Why? Well, for some reason that area of our apartment had a popcorn ceiling, which is absolutely the worst for anyone who cares about home aesthetics. But yeah, by the time we moved out that ceiling had basically turned into some weird hybrid Blue Moon-Lagunitas ad—yet everyone almost received their full security deposit back!
Fast-forward two years later and Joe is linking me to some chick on Craigslist who is trying to sell a surfboard with the Seattle Seahawks’ logo (made with beer caps) for $10,000. Clearly young me didn’t realize what a profitable business venture this is.
According to the “artist”:
This one of a kind board is a standard large 8foot long board (surfboard dimensions) for decorative use only. Made from various beer caps in the Seahawks logo, this board comes with a type of ‘wheres waldo’ game, instructions included. Its a beautiful board and none of your friends will have one! This piece will take an entire wall at 8 ft long and 3 feet at the widest point. Prefer to deliver myself to ensure safety. Will deliver up to 100 miles.
Yo, this may seem like some half-baked idea but this person is deadly serious about her art. Who the hell drives 100 miles to ensure the safe delivery of a surfboard plastered with domestic beer bottle caps?
If you want one but can’t shell out 10k, this future nurse also has some $500 four-foot boogie board options.
