Michigan AG Dana Nessel Apologizes For Getting Hamered Off Bloody Marys At UM-MSU Game

By Josh Sanchez
Ann Arbor, Michigan/USA - June 2009 - University of Michigan stadium scoreboard.

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Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel has issued an apology for getting a little too hammered during the top 10 clash between the Wolverines and Michigan State on October 30.

Nessel says she drank a little too much at the game which led to her eventually being helped out of the stadium in a wheelchair to avoid “puking on her constituents.” That’s a move that you have to respect.

Per Nessel, she enjoyed two strong bloody marys on an empty stomach while tailgating.

“Before the big game, I attended a tailgate on an empty stomach. Much to my surprise, MSU tailgate’s tend to have more alcohol than food, so I thought it seemed like a good idea to eat 2 Bloody Mary’s, since as long as you put enough vegetables in them, it’s practically a salad,” she wrote. “As it turned out, this was not a brilliant idea. Also, I might be a terrible bartender.
“I laid low for a while, but my friends recommended that I leave so as to prevent me from vomiting on any of my constituents (polling consistently shows ‘Roman showers’ to be unpopular among most demographics).
“I went home, fell asleep on the couch, and my wife threw some blankets on me and provided me with some water and Tylenol for what she knew would be a skull-crushing hangover the next day. (Best wife ever!) So there. That’s the scandalous tale of the events which transpired at Tailgate-Gate.”

Nessel continued her apology with some more light-hearted remarks.

“I am human. Sometimes I screw up. This was definitely one of those times,” Nessel wrote. “My apologies to the entire state of Michigan for this mishap, but especially that Michigan fan sitting behind me. Some things you can’t un-see.”
“From now on, I pledge never to drink on an empty stomach, and definitely never to have another Bloody Mary. Cause it’s gonna take a while to get that taste out of my mouth. Sorry to all the people who have supported me for letting you down. I will try to do better.”

Nessel wasn’t the only one to take an L that day, however, because the Wolverines eventually lost to the Spartans, 37-33.

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