Florida Man better step his game up, because this latest wild headline from the state belongs to Florida Woman.
According to a report from the Miami Herald , 28-year-old Audrey Francisquini snuck into American Senior High School with pamphlets to promote her Instagram page.
The woman was wearing a backpack and filming herself as she meandered around the campus asking students to follow her on Instagram.
As is normally the case when an adult is aimlessly wandering around the halls of a high school, she was approached by a security guard. But Francisquini is a quick thinker, so she claimed she was just looking for the registration office.
Eventually, it became clear that she was up to no good but she managed to escape school grounds.
Lucky for authorities, it wasn’t too easy to track Francisquini down because she left her Instagram account in pamphlets all around the school.
Florida woman posed as high school student to get Instagram followers: cops https://t.co/J39Ot3M0ki pic.twitter.com/ePSEGNlxUd
— New York Post (@nypost) May 12, 2021
Brilliant.
She was arrested on charges of burglary, interfering with a school function, and resisting arrest without violence.
We have a feeling she won’t be returning to school grounds anytime soon, and she can probably kiss that hard-earned following on Instagram goodbye.
Florida, (wo)man.