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If you’re down for some ground-and-pound or simply want to bang bro, Pousada Gurupi in Teresina, Brazil has exactly what you need to live out your wildest mixed martial arts dreams. The sex hotel has unveiled a bizarre MMA-themed suite that they want the biggest MMA fans to come and enjoy.
If you wish you and your significant other were the centers of attention in the Octagon, this is exactly what you need.
The MMA Suite comes complete with a caged in Octagon bed, training dummies and mannequins that will watch you as you roll and attempt your best rear-naked choke.
“Meet the MMA Suite,” the post translates to, according to Middle Easy. “Perfect for couples who love a good costume in the bedroom. 😁 With an Octagon-inspired environment, the suite brings the bed as the main place of the couple’s fight, table for meal, erotic toys and more. 🔥 Surprise your partner and live an adventure at Gurupi Inn. 💕💕💕”
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And if you put in a really intense workout to burn off some calories, you can re-fuel with breakfast in bed. Other benefits of the MMA Suite include “increasing companionship”, “bringing imagination to reality”, and, most importantly, “creating memories.”
“To fulfill a different kind of sex fantasy makes the people more confident and brings them closer together. After all, this is a proper time to let yourself enjoy a new experience,” the company’s Instagram caption reads. “Having new and different experiences like these ends up creating memories and moments to be remembered by both, increasing the couple’s partnership. After all, it is not every day that you indulge in an octagon, or is it? The MMA Suite awaits you and your partner!”
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In the words of “Big” John McCarthy, “let’s get it on!”
