WWEEK– Lucky Devil has a full food menu and non-alcoholic drinks, like ginger beer and Red Bull, available for delivery. The process is similar to many the home drop-off systems that have sprung up overnight as a way for restaurants and breweries to continue operating during the health crisis: Simply peruse the menu online, give the business a call and place your order.
The twist comes when your food shows up. Instead of being greeted a harried driver in jeans and a hoodie, your meal is hand-delivered by two dancers.
A Portland Strip Club has launched its own meal delivery service called “Boober Eats” where, you guessed it, the strippers deliver meals to your home! This is what America is all about. In our most trying times, when the chips are down, we come up with our greatest ideas. While other countries like Italy just drop a bunch of videos of them singing on balconies, what does America do? We send strippers with wings to your front door! That’s why we won back to back World Wars! I love this so much. I’m admittedly shocked that one of the most liberal cities in America, Portland, is the one stepping up to the plate with this innovation but I have to say I am very proud.
“They’ll wear pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second and then we’ll move along,” Boulden says. “We’ll still stay a reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well.”
What a scene! You hear a knock at your door, open it to find two beautiful dancers there, they give you a couple of boxes of food, you sit down and start cracking those things open, and while you’re prepping your meal they just start twerking their ass for you! Then, of course, you slip them a nice tip and they even have the courtesy to Lysol your doorknob and anything else they touched on the way out. That’s world-class service you just don’t really see these days. This horrible pandemic is hopefully going to do some good by bringing us all closer together in these times when we have to stay far apart.
If any readers are in Portland and want to try this service out let me know how it goes and remember to tip well!
Sending my girl for a grocery store run and when she comes home I have 6 takeout boxes covered in glitter on the counter https://t.co/UN5bvrVIYy
— Blake (@BlakeyLocks) March 20, 2020