Ohio Man Gregory Seipel, 47, was arrested last week and remains in jail over a bacon argument that turned into Greg (allegedly) taking a razor blade and cutting a man over how much bacon the guy had consumed Thursday morning. Clearly you better know when to stop eating Greg’s bacon.
I’m going to need the police report on this one to see if they know how much bacon the guy consumed before Greg (allegedly) attacked him. Are we talking an entire pack? Are we talking four slices instead of two? So many angles to this one I need to read up on.
“(The victim) said he made bacon this morning for breakfast,” a Miami County Sheriff’s Office report read. “He said Mr. Seipel was arguing with him about the bacon and the amount” he had eaten.
That argument, the victim said, led to Seipel grabbing him by the back of the head and putting a razor blade to his neck and cutting him, the report read.
Seipel remained in jail on a $50,000 bond Monday afternoon.
