BC follower Justin is good for a link in the DMs about every three months and he knows exactly what I’m going to like and the type of content that’s going to fly on this site. So imagine how ecstatic I was when I saw this DM: “Lima, OH checking in.” Automatic smile on my face. It’s like the Tampa of I-75 in Ohio.
I was once told by a professor that the witness protection program used to send people to Lima to hide out, probably because it’s already full of weirdos that nobody would ever be able to dig through all the weirdos to find the guy they really want to kill. Whether that’s true or not, I don’t know. Seems weird that the FBI would ever make it known where they send witnesses.
Anyway, now for what we’re here for — Ohio Man in Cridersville (think suburban Lima, but it’s not nice) is selling his beautiful personalized Big Ben ‘Rapistberger’ & Ray Lewis ‘Ray ray da killa’ jerseys. List price: $15. I’m telling you right now…that’s a very nice price if those are TJ Maxx legit jerseys. That Ray Ray sure looks like the legit TJ Maxx jersey to me.
Don’t delay, jump on these bad boys. They won’t last long in that neighborhood. Somebody is wearing one of these to the bar tomorrow night.