Nashville Woman Assaults Boyfriend During Threesome After Food Run, Police Allege

via Metro Nashville Police

I’m having a little bit of trouble figuring out why Savannah Hitchcock, 28, came back from a food run during a threesome only to assault her boyfriend. She claims the assault came after he called her a “cunt,” but he says she just started assaulting him after walking back into the room.

Look, I need one of the two to fill in the blanks here. Did Savannah walk back into that room & the boyfriend was pound towning the other participant when it was her turn? Did the boyfriend cross some sort of boundary they’d set before the threesome? I don’t believe for a second that she just walked in after a food run & he magically just called her a cunt.

Did Savannah refuse to bring the boyfriend an energy bar? Did she not make enough popcorn for everyone?

From Scoop Nashville:

Here’s what happened, according to a police report. Metro Police responded to the scene at 2:50 a.m. Wednesday morning, to a man reporting that his girlfriend assaulted him during a threesome with another person, which they have regularly, according to an arrest report. Upon arrival, all parties openly admitted they were intoxicated. He says she left the threesome to go make food, came back to the bedroom and assaulted him. She says he called her a “cunt”.

If I know anything about these threesomes, I know they can go sideways real fast. Remember the woman who set her boyfriend’s house on fire after he told her to leave the threesome? Emotions go to the next level no matter what rules were set. It’s human nature in these amateur situations. What about Deion saying threesomes and foursomes left him feeling unsatisfied.

I’m telling you guys, these group sex scenarios aren’t always like what you see in the movies where everything runs smooth. One minute you’re making a frozen pizza, the next minute you’re hit with an assault charge.

Here’s the real bad news for Savannah — this is her second domestic violence arrest since June.

 

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