Florida Woman Squeezes Husband’s Balls So Hard He Can’t Walk, She Just Wanted Sex

via PASCO COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE

Anastacia Tasch, 44, says she was just trying to arouse her husband when she grabbed him by the balls & squeezed his balls until her poor husband was a crumpled mess due to the strength with which she grabbed his nuts. That’s right, Ms. Tasch, listed at 5-7, 220 by the Pasco County Sheriff’s Department, is using a ‘I just wanted him to bang me’ defense after being arrested for squeezing her old man’s balls so bad that he had trouble walking.

From the Bradenton Herald:

A 44-year-old Florida woman was charged with battery after she squeezed her husband’s testicles so hard that he “crumpled over and had trouble walking,” according to a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

Deputies say Anastacia Tasch on July 22 approached her husband while he was sleeping on the couch and “without provocation or permission walked over to the victim and grabbed his genitals.”

According to the report, Tasch admitted doing so but that she “did this in a sexual manner because she was attempting to arouse the victim in an effort to have sexual intercourse.”

The sheriff’s office stated in a press release that maybe a “How about just a kiss next time?” approach should’ve been used by Anastacia. As for background info on Ms. Tasch, this is going to blow your mind. She was born in Ohio. That’s right, she used to be an Ohio Woman before becoming a Florida Woman. Of course she did.

I know A. was just trying to get laid, but this is no laughing matter. Squeezing her old man’s balls so tight could cause major issues.

The sheer pain response from having one’s testicles yanked is more than enough to exacerbate any number of underlying conditions, he said.

Dr. Deepak A. Kapoor, president of Advanced Urology Centers of New York, told VICE News that trauma to the body can be both emotional and physical, and that “such an assault on the genitalia, no matter what the intent, could certainly precipitate an episode from either mechanism.”

A severe trauma to the body may result in a drop in blood pressure, which could absolutely contribute to heart issues, he said.

Ladies, this isn’t nice:

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