Baker Mayfield got married, Odell has been quietly going about his business this summer not making headlines, Kareem Hunt faded out of the headlines AND MYLES GARRETT HAS BEEN TRANSFORMING HIS ALREADY CHISELED BODY INTO A FURTHER CHISELED MACHINE BUILT TO DESTROY QUARTERBACKS. And learning to throw a punch. And learning to take shoulder shots from some dildo-ish thing in a MMA cage.
I hate for Browns fans to get super excited for 2019, but you need to start getting excited. I assume Freddie Kitchens has been slamming burgers, beers & brats this summer while figuring out which side of his gut he’ll hide the challenge flags and how he’ll use the running game until Hunt comes back all fresh and ready to run into the playoffs.
If you were worried about the Browns being a shitshow this offseason, you need to realize something incredibly weird has happened to this franchise over the last 14 months or so — they actually became professional. That gas station owner of theirs has been off doing what billionaires do. He shockingly hasn’t caused any problems this offseason and the players have just been doing their thing. Then you have Garrett out training with Stipe Miocic, getting those hands ready for combat.
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As a Bengals fan, I’m praying for an already depleted offensive line…it’s not going to be pretty:
Freddie Kitchens shows up to the Combine and just wants to pet dogs. He is all of us. pic.twitter.com/6NqOvLhyp7
— Dawg Pound Andy (@AndyPacconi) July 17, 2019
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