Alabama Cops Capture Drug Dealer’s Meth Squirrel During Raid

via WSFA

I’ve heard of a few things in my day since starting this site in 2007. I’ve never heard of a drug dealer feeding his pet squirrel meth to make it aggressive and turning it into a weapon against those who would step on his turf. That’s right, Alabama cops say drug dealer Mickey Paulk was the guy behind the meth’d up squirrel. The cops even recorded a video of the squirrel being aggressive in a cage after the bust.

Of course they’re not sticking a needle in there to test that squirrel’s blood. Damn thing would probably snap the needle in half & shove up one of the cops asses. Gotta be careful in these circumstances. Take no chances.

From WSFA:

Limestone County narcotics investigators arrested one man and are looking for another after they executed a search warrant Monday that yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor and a squirrel.

Mickey Paulk, 35, is still wanted by investigators for possession of a controlled substance, certain persons forbidden to possess a firearm, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Prior to the search warrant, investigators were informed that Mickey Paulk kept an “attack squirrel” inside his apartment, and that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to keep it aggressive.

Here’s the good news for the animal rights activists out there — the squirrel was released into the wild.

Mickey Paulk

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