Florida Man Arrested For Dumping Ketchup On Girlfriend While She Slept

via Pinellas County Sheriff

Florida Man Peter Wagman, 37, is in trouble after he (allegedly) dumped ketchup all over his sleeping girlfriend at 4:45 a.m. Sunday morning and the theory here is that Wagman did it because he suspects she was cheating on him. Of course she called cops and they took Peter down to the station on a battery charge.

She claims he said “That’s what you get, bitch” during the ketchup attack. Of course at this point it’s just a he-said she said in that department. As for the condiment side of the attack, I assume one of the cops taste tested the evidence to make sure it was something that goes on a hot dog.

From the Smoking Gun:

When police arrived at the residence, they found the woman “covered in ketchup.” Wagman denied the condiment attack, though a patrolman noted that “he has ketchup on the right side of his pants.”

Wagman, who was released yesterday from the county jail, had pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor domestic battery count. A judge has ordered him to have no contact with the victim.

I looked over the police report and can’t find anything about it being a Heinz or Hunts ketchup. Or maybe even some exotic ketchup like the Trader Joes ketchup or maybe an organic Publix ketchup. I assume that will be central to the pending court case.

Peter and Heather during happier times:

 

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