Florida Woman Is In Big Trouble For What She Was Doing

Well, well, well…what do we have here? Looks like we have a story of a 55-year-old woman who was allegedly blowing a guy while they rolled down the road while she was possibly drinking a Bud Light and might’ve had some crack rocks. The cops pinned the crack rocks on Rhonda and now we have ourselves a full blown Florida Man & Woman story.

From Local 10:

A Florida woman who was riding shotgun in a pickup truck before a traffic stop was doing more than just drinking beer and smoking crack cocaine, deputies said.

Rhonda Koppenhoefer, 55, of Fort Pierce, was also performing sex acts during the ride, the driver told deputies.

St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office deputies conducted a May 14 traffic stop on a Ford F150 that ran a red light at Orange Avenue and South 25th Street.

When deputies approached the truck, they found a half-full bottle of Bud Light between Koppenhoefer’s legs, a crack pipe on the floorboard by her feet and three crack rocks on the ground nearby, according to an arrest affidavit.

Koppenhoefer told deputies the pipe and drugs weren’t hers.

And now for the moneyshot:

“He said it took him so long to stop the vehicle and his pants were down because he was receiving sexual acts from Rhonda while he was driving,” the affidavit said.

In case you didn’t know Rhonda’s a redneck:

No way those crack rocks are Rhonda’s:

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