Glad I Didn’t Publish The ARod Taking A Dump Photo…He’s Obviously Furious At Photographer

I knew when the ARod taking a dump photo was sent to the DMs on Thursday that there was no way I could tweet it. The last thing I want as we’re headed towards Memorial Day Weekend is for ARod’s lawyers to be knocking down my door. The photo was eventually published on Twitter and now ARod’s fuming and has sent his law team to settle scores with whomever is responsible for such an invasion of privacy while trying to pinch off a loaf.

It turns out that ARod’s shitter faces hedge fund offices and the belief from ARod’s team is that one of the jokesters snapped the pic and then started sending it around the city.

From Page Six:

A source told Page Six, “Alex’s lawyers are all over this. They are working hard to find out who the culprit is. It is a clear breach of privacy. The photo was obviously taken from the building next door, from a floor possibly parallel to Alex’s apartment. One of the hedge funds in the building next door will be getting a big lawsuit.”

Hedge funds that have offices next door include Phil Falcone’s Harbinger Group; Ortelius Capital Partners, co-founded by Pavlos, crown prince of Greece; and JMP Securities, run by Carter Mack and Mark Lehmann. They were all not immediately available for comment.

Let me paint a picture as to the pic as it was sent to me: Arod’s sitting there taking a dump, working on his phone, beautiful crisp white ‘A’ hand towel is next to the Yankees legend as he concentrates on his phone. There’s a beautiful crisp white robe, some other crisp white towels and a shower.

Actually, that looks like a rather small bathroom in a $17.5 million NYC apartment. I expected more room to drop an A-bomb.

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