Texas Woman Allegedly Cold Cocks Husband For Not Answering If She’s Pretty Fast Enough

Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez was arrested

via Webb County Sheriff’s Office

Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20, found a new way to go to jail last week in Laredo, Texas where police were summoned to a home where Ramirez and her common-law husband were in a situation that needed mediation. What followed was police siding with the husband, who says Lizeth got all offended when he didn’t answer her when she asked him if she looked pretty during a movie.

That’s right, police say Lizeth went nuts on the common-law husband and threw fists at him on the drive home from the theater.

From LMTonline.com:

She stated that her common-law husband had assaulted her and attempted to strangle her. Authorities then spoke to the male, who had a different version of what happened.

He stated he and Ramirez were at the movies when Ramirez asked him if she looked pretty. He did not respond because he could not hear her, according to police. This allegedly caused Ramirez to get agitated.

Look, this is normally a case where the guy goes to jail no matter what. I’m actually surprised the “she asked if she looked pretty” thing flew with the fuzz. You just never see something like this work. Now Lizeth has the whole court process to navigate instead of the common-law husband.

Of course I have questions about this case:

• What movie?

• Did the husband ever answer her?

• Does Lizeth watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians?

• He has to file common-law divorce & get away from this psycho, right?