I’d forgotten all about Caroline Wozniacki getting married, but here I am on a Friday night doing an emergency bachelorette party post because Serena Williams is posting IG Stories showing the dick straws that the ladies are enjoying and it turns out that Hannah Jeter is also on this trip to what appears to be the Bahamas where you can swim with the pigs.
Now this is my kind of bachelorette party — star power, the tropics and they’re not holding back with the content…dick straws are out and that tells me it’s going to be a wild one before Wozniacki marries retired NBA guy David Lee. While I’m at it, let me blow your mind a little bit: David Lee cashed just under $95,000,000 during his NBA days. Still can’t get over that number. It’s easy to forget that he averaged 20+ two times in his career.
As for a wedding registry, I looked and it doesn’t exist. Think about it, these two already have toasters and Swiffer starter sets.