I would be on the next flight out…get me out of there before I blow it all
A basketball fan visiting Las Vegas for March Madness hit a jackpot of more than $1 million at Bally’s this week, parent company Caesars Entertainment said today.
Kenneth Snoots of Maryland was playing Mississippi Stud when he hit a royal flush for the jackpot, officials said.
He is one of the more than 830 players who have won more than $1 million at Caesars properties since 1987 for combined winnings of nearly $2 billion, the gaming company said.
Straight to the airport. Just think of hitting this on Thursday. You’re there all weekend. So many chances to get blackout drunk and bet it all right back. One thing leads to another and you’re in the high roller room getting fucced up and playing chips you’ve never seen before in your life. Have to hope Snoots got out.
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