Michigan Fan Wanted For Stealing Laundry In Ohio

Michigan fan is wanted for stealing laundry from laundromat

via Maumee Police

Does this Michigan Woman in Maumee, Ohio look familiar to you? Cops would like to talk to her about stealing laundry and it sounds like we might have a real thug on our hands. What kind of animal walks into a laundromat and rips off someone’s clothes? That’s a special kind of animal that needs to be taken off the streets before she strikes again.

For those who might not know where Maumee is, we’re talking about 10 miles south of the Michigan/Ohio border near Toledo, a hot bed for Michigan fans who haven’t been eradicated from this great state. Walmart Wolverines is what they’re commonly referred to around these parts and this just adds to that legacy. Shame, shame, shame.

Of course Michigan fans will say she’s not a real Michigan fan, blah, blah, blah. Of course she’s a real Michigan fan. No way she thought that laundromat would have a surveillance camera. Thoughts she’d stroll in, rip off some clothes and get away with it. Not on my watch. Defend the homeland.

From the Maumee, Ohio Police:

This woman didn’t have any laundry to do, so she stole someone else’s from the laundromat. Please contact this police division if you can identify her. (419)897-7030