Here you go Chiefs fan. I know you’re looking up hotel rooms in Atlanta and finding that there’s nothing available and the rooms that are available are ridiculously priced at this point. I know you’re thinking this is the year you finally get over the hump and into the Super Bowl. I get it. I just looked up hotels in case I want to make a last-minute push to get down there to do some Super Bowl week work. I’m not going, but you should have a plan for Sunday night when the clock strikes 0:00 and Chiefs fans rush to Travelocity.
May I suggest this 1990 Chiefs RV that’s for sale right now on Craigslist for $6,900. Let’s say you and 7 buddies go in and buy this thing. That’s less than what it’s going to cost you for a hotel room. Plus, you’ll roll into Atlanta looking like you’re ready to absolutely destroy beers ALL WEEK. You’ll probably end up in at least 2-3 Super Bowl rap videos. Look at this beast. Roll up to the strip clubs and tell them to valet it and don’t scratch the paint job.
Hate to let it go, but it’s time for a new home. It’s a 1990 and runs/drives great. 2 Captain seats. Couch seats 3. Kitchen table seats 4 more. Seatbelts for 9. Sleeps 4. Propane heat and electric a/c work great. Generator works and runs. 6 new tires. ($750) Brand new roll-out awning. ($1000) Brand new roof. ($2000) Toilet works. Bathroom and kitchen sinks work. Propane oven & stove top work. Electric freezer/fridge works. Electric microwave works. 26-inch television. Outdoor stereo speakers. Propane grill on rear hitch. Minor rear bumper damage. Minor rear fender/flashing damage. Front hood paint fading.
Now I know what you’re thinking: What if it doesn’t make it home? Think about it for a minute, you’ve already spent a week destroying this thing. You don’t take a hotel room home with you after the game. Sell it off as scrap in Mississippi, rent a van and drive home. You’ll have stories for the rest of your life. Don’t say Uncle BC didn’t have the best idea when those 0:00s roll around Sunday night.
*If the Chiefs can put the Patriots into a grave once and for all.
