via Broward Sheriff’s Office
Ever had one of the nastiest farts in your life boil up while you’re in line at Dollar General and you have no option but to let it blast? Maybe it wasn’t at a Dollar General, but you’ve had one of those farts in your life. You know it’s going to be rancid. You’ve been on a horrible booze and bad food bender, lots of cheap Mexican food, and it all comes to a head. You hate to drop the bomb — or not — and someone is going to get some of it.
It sounds like that exact scenario recently happened to Florida Woman Shanetta Wilson at a Dollar General…the big news here is that the nasty fart led to a showdown and things got heated.
From the Miami Herald:
According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office complaint affidavit, Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was in the checkout line at the Dollar General store on 120 S. Federal Hwy in Dania Beach on Sunday evening. John Walker, the customer standing next to her, got into a verbal dispute “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” according to the affidavit.
Wilson allegedly pulled a small “lock back knife” from her purse, “opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said.
While doing so, she pulled back her right hand with the knife as if she was going to attack the victim with it, the report read.
Walker was “in fear that he was going to be stabbed by the defendant,” the affidavit read.
Do you have any idea how much money I would pay for video and audio of that verbal dispute after Shanetta blasted ass at the Dollar General? I would pay big money and then slap a BC logo on that video. I want exclusive rights to that kind of content.
