17 NSFWBDs React To Romaine Lettuce Contamination Warning

There was major breaking news tonight and it concerns romaine lettuce possibly contaminated with E. Coli. The Centers for Disease Control issued an urgent warning tonight. People across the country are getting sick and it’s being blamed on the romaine.

From CNN:

Thirty-two people, including 13 who have been hospitalized, have been infected with the outbreak strain in 11 states, according to the CDC. One of the hospitalized people developed hemolytic uremic syndrome, a potentially life-threatening formof kidney failure. No deaths have been reported.

People have become sick in California, Connecticut, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Ohio and Wisconsin.

The Public Health Agency of Canada has identified an additional 18 people who have become sick with the same strain of E. coli in Ontario and Quebec.

Add it all up and you have the makings of a HUGE national emergency where people should avoid contact with romaine. You’ll likely have to go to spinach or back to iceberg, which is major news within the NSFWBD community where this news hit like a brick wall. Of course the BDs are terrified by this news that people are dropping over romaine.

Y'all wanna talk about folks getting sick from eating ass, but you out here eating Romaine lettuce. Look at y'all

— *Insert tagline that Grossly Misrepresents Me* (@MadDapr) November 21, 2018

Niggas who ate Romaine lettuce about to turn into dust on some Avengers shit

— Denny Fast Lane (@DaddyDenDen) November 20, 2018

There’s a lettuce recall so no salads for thanksgiving…as if niggas was going to eat salad on thanksgiving

— Double M (@_MannyFresh87) November 21, 2018

Ima feed this bitch a romaine lettuce salad..

— Louie (@takeitfromaG) November 20, 2018

So I’m in Kroger getting my turkey & ham & shit & walking through the produce section. I grab some lettuce because a nigga eatin sammiches tonight for dinner & knocked over some fancy ass ranch in a glass bottle.

— Faithful Torrey (@HairlineGod) November 21, 2018

Lettuce on that bullshit again

— partynextdoor (@DjCash313) November 20, 2018

Thanksgiving week at work update: -Coolers are still down
-just recalled romaine lettuce so all our salads are fucked
-we got orders out the ass and no space to do anything
– and a GM thats about .5 seconds away from getting her goof ass treated

*mental breakdown soon come*

— Home Of The 1st Place Chicago Bears (@gregslim) November 20, 2018

Romaine lettuce & turkeys on recall due to food poisoning. Caucasian people are fucked this thanksgiving.

— Hiram David Gonzalez Jr. (@DavidKNICKS) November 20, 2018

take care of yourself ppl, throw away all of your romaine lettuce, shit causing E. coli.

— IG | _ljstevens_ (@ThoughtsForSale) November 21, 2018

If imma hit the sloppy bitch raw Im not gon act brand new and avoid romaine

— Peso Gordon (@JohnERockIT) November 21, 2018

You niggas still eating lettuce deserve to be sick anyway

— 4K Jae (@4kJae) November 21, 2018

I post on my IG story about the e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce…and this nigga gon write me and ask “who eats lettuce” ME BITCH…and clearly the ppl who have gotten sick

— |M|odel |B|eh|A|vior (@KingWilliams_13) November 20, 2018

Dirty ass people touching romaine in the supermarket, then uneducated consumers who think that sprinkler keeps the veggies clean means its good enough to eat as is + cross contamination. That's the main problem of the E. coli outbreak: PEOPLE WITH BAD HYGIENE.

— OPFOR (@thebruhnisher) November 20, 2018

Nigga I had Romaine lettuce for lunch today

— baby boa (@babygapmitch) November 21, 2018

The CDC said throw away romaine lettuce but niggas been arguing with me about Chipotle being safe because they don’t eat the meat…

— ATL|Stayce (@STAYCEDylan) November 21, 2018

Welp, since Romain lettuce is infected, guess it’s back to iceberg with the rest of the poor niggas

— Young Spike Leroy (@SheCallsMeKing) November 21, 2018

Them niggas on the news said to avoid lettuce lmaoooooo what can you eat?!

— Grateful (@Mikeauxl) November 20, 2018