I don’t even know where to start with this one. Do I start with the bounce of the truck as #BillsMafia Guy launches himself like Jimmy Superfly Snuka? Do I start with the Carhartt, stocking cap, work boots ensemble? Do I start with that belly that has housed a few burgers and calories from ice cold draft beers and late-night Taco Bell runs?
There are #BillsMafia table smashing videos and then there is this guy doing work Sunday at MetLife where a football game was taking place, but let’s face it, people were there to get bombed, enjoy one more weekend outdoors before hibernating and visiting family for the holidays.
The bounce was perfect. He never modified the bellyflop. The belly coming out to play was perfect. I don’t know what else to say besides this makes me happy. Not a care in the world. Live once. Let it all fly for the content gods, they’ll take care of you.
Think of how many times it takes to perfect this splash. You don’t just pound a bottle a 12-pack and do this without some sort of practice. Takes incredible footwork. Takes timing. Takes balls.
By the way, the Bills won 41-10.