Michele Tafoya sat down with Aaron Rodgers at some point this fall for an interview that ran in some magazine called Artful Living. I have no idea what that magazine covers, but Tafoya did the work here so it has plenty of credibility and I assume she was the one who pulled some strings to ask Aaron about his girlfriend* Danica Patrick.
So how is this relationship (that I’ve said is a publicity stunt and reminds me of an odd relationship he had with Olivia Munn)?
It’s more normal. In the right settings, it’s normal. There’s still the right time and right place, but I don’t feel like I have to be reserved all the time. We’re just two people who enjoy being around each other and love each other. We’re really into each other. So there are going to be posts with each other because we enjoy each other’s company a lot. We’re really attracted to each other.
We really enjoy traveling. She went on the trip to India and Africa, and we had a blast. And we’ve taken some trips domestically that have been fun. I’m a little further out there in my love for history; I want to go to historical sites around the world. She’s getting into it as well, but she’s spontaneous. She’s up for anything travel-wise, which is fun. She’s a good travel partner because she’s so laid-back and low-maintenance. And she’s a hell of a cook, so we love just staying in, too. She eats really healthy. She’s inspired me in that way.
Guys, I’ve covered Danica Patrick for way too long. I know something is up or off when I see it. Something is definitely off here. You’re telling me Danica has been doing all this amazing traveling yet she hasn’t bragged about it on IG? Calling bullshitt here. You’re really into each other yet I can’t spot a single travel photo on her IG? C’mon bro, you can’t fool me here.
I’m going to need receipts to prove that you’re not just bullshitting us here. I get that you’re in too deep with the bullshitting, but at least back off on it a little bit. Just explain that Danica is a fake girlfriend and just around to make it look like you’re a typical NFL QB with the constant woman around. We’ll all understand.