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Folks, you need to turn off social media and go get a healthy drunk on

From the Washington Times via the LVRJ because they have an article limit:

A professor accused of creating a campus-wide alert by shooting himself in a toilet on the second day of classes last month reportedly did so in order to protest President Trump.

A report in the Las Vegas Review-Journal said that Mark Bird, a sociology professor at the College of Southern Nevada(CSN), has been charged with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property.

The newspaper reported a number of odd details about the Aug. 28 shooting based on court documents and police reports in the case, which has a preliminary hearing set for Sept. 17. The college itself has revealed little about the incident beyond a short mention in the college president’s newsletter to staff, the Review-Journal reported.

Numbers from :

Sam Darnold was the first QB to win by 31 points in his first career start since Tom Brady in Week 3 of 2001 against the Peyton Manning-led Colts.

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) September 11, 2018

Stuff You Guys Sent In & Stuff I Like:

Tom Brady is disabled vet @bustedcoverage
JKL (@RSWalker97) September 11, 2018

And then there's this guy. What a waste of a ticket. Has been playing games on his cell w headphones on all game.
Sean Gill (@16Cubs) September 12, 2018

This man Aaron Rodgers must’ve taken the strongest pain pills during halftime. He was absolutely geeked out of his mind during the post game interview 😂😂

— 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 🇺🇸 (@JMRogers14) September 10, 2018

@bustedcoverage lit AF @ the Tribe/Rays game

— Brad Bojc (@BradBojc) September 12, 2018

nice & evil

— Danny (@recordsANDradio) September 12, 2018

Hell yea QuickTrip, let’s get loose, son!

— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) September 11, 2018

Nothing fixes an injury quite like moving the injured guy to the position he already plays #Seahawks

— Someone's An Idiot (@SomeonesAnIdiot) September 12, 2018


— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) September 12, 2018

weird scene in Philadelphia as Gabe Kapler keeps explaining his daily CrossFit routine to the umpire

— Danny (@recordsANDradio) September 12, 2018

Don’t hate the player. Hate TEH game.

— ABC7Error (@abc7error) September 11, 2018


— Jerry Thornton (@jerrythornton1) September 12, 2018

Can’t imagine why?? 😏

— Pumpkinhead 🎃 (@PumpkinNation) September 11, 2018