Brandon Marshall Is Selling His Massive Florida House That Looks Like A W Hotel

Brandon Marshall’s massive suburban Miami/Fort Lauderdale estate has been on here before, but something looks different from the last time we blogged this 19,000 sq. ft. “enclave,” as his agent is calling this spread. The house has a new look, new price and looking for a new home owner in the $4,749,900 range.

Let’s be honest here, this place looks like a logical home for a Columbian coke dealer or a rapper. Think of all the rap videos you could record in this place. A room per song on the album. I looked at the map, the place is surrounded by a bunch of other rich people so you’ll be throwing some wild pool parties at this pad. Invite all the moms from the neighborhood and go nuts.

From Brandon’s real estate agent:

Spectacular estate offering the ultimate in privacy & luxury. This elegant, transitional 19K plus sq feet enclave features designer finishes throughout. Privately gated with porte cochere entry on a lushly landscaped 2.5 acre lot. This luxe 6 bed 7.5 bath estate offers smart home technology, magnificent chef’s kitchen, luxurious master suite, state of the art media room with spacious living areas and full gym. Exotic free form pool with spa & summer kitchen overlooking fire pit. Spectacular dream home.

I’m still trying to figure out if that’s a fish tank suspended over your kitchen island. If so, that’s a nice touch.

Mortgage:

You’re looking at something in the $27,500 range before you talk about paying a cleaning crew to keep this place in order. I also assume you’ll hire a pool guy. A grounds guy. Window cleaners. Etc. It’s going to cost you a pile to keep this place up.