Florida Man Arrested For Putting ‘White Bodily Fluid’ In Co-worker’s Water Mug

via Tallahassee Police Department

Well, I think we can rule out “white bodily fluid” being spit in the case of this Florida Man who dumped a load of “white bodily fluid” in a co-worker’s water mug and eventually admitted to it in a letter of guilt he sent to human resources to hopefully get this case behind him in life.

Robert Tyson seems to realize it wasn’t a very smart move to dump a load in the water mug. Now he’ll have to pay for the crime.

From MySunCoast.com:

A Tallahassee man has been arrested after he was seen on camera putting a white bodily fluid into his co-worker’s water mug multiple times.  Robert Tyson, 62, was arrested by the Tallahassee Police Department on Wednesday.

On July 2, officers were called to the Center for Dermatology on Welby Way in response to a criminal complaint. When officers arrived they made contact with the victim, who said that her co-worker, Tyson, had placed bodily fluid in her water mug.

Officers reviewed video footage from both incidents, which showed Tyson pouring the bodily fluid into the victim’s water mug. The victim also provided officers with an email and letter that Tyson sent to human resources admitting his guilt. In the email, he said, “I am attaching a letter of admission of guilt and a plea to end this matter quickly. I pray it will. My life is a total wreck right now.”

In the letter, the victim would blame his actions on exhaustion due to his work schedule.

I’m perplexed as to what job Robert had at the dermatology office. That should be included in the report here. I need a little bit deeper reporting on this because for Robert to be this mad at the office manager, he had to serve in some role where he worked with the office manager. Was he the IT guy? Social media guy? Was he injecting botox? I need to get to the bottom of this.

Takes me back to one of my favorite GIFs…I like to post this one any chance I get: