Bama Fan Wanted For Armed Robbery At Family Dollar

Bama cops are hunting for a Kirk Hammett from Metallica-looking dude that is wanted for robbing a Family Dollar at gunpoint last week. Look, it’s summer and we all know what that means: Bama fans are locking and loading for the ticket scrum that’s about to erupt. You have that trip to LSU to pay for. There’s also a trip to Orlando where the Tide will face Louisville. That’s going to cost some serious cash. And don’t forget about that trip to Knoxville.
Time to get that cash, boys! Get those tickets before they dry up.
Straight from the Baldwin County Sheriff’s Office:

On the afternoon of 07/13/18 the Lillian Family Dollar store was robbed at gunpoint. At approximately 2:07 in the afternoon a white male subject entered the store wearing a dark T-shirt, long blue jean pants, white tennis shoes, and a red University of Alabama visor. Subject grabbed the money bag from the counter and attempted to flee the store when he was stopped by an attendant. Subject produced a silver handgun, believed to be a revolver, and pointed it at the attendant. He then fled the store and got into a white Chevrolet truck with a black tailgate and headed eastbound on Hwy 98 towards the Florida state line. The Baldwin County Sheriff’s Office is asking for any assistance to help identify the above subject in this Robbery.

This one shouldn’t be too hard to find. Dangle a carton of smokes and a case of Old Milwaukee out there to the Florida cretins and you’ll have this dirtbag quicker than Nick Saban dropping the national title trophy and hitting the recruiting trail.
I’ll say Pensacola:

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