Soft Baller Calls The Cops After Getting Fouled Hard During Pickup Game


Unwritten pickup basketball rules state that you only call fouls if you get bodied on the court. Anything less than blood and everyone will think you’re a p***y, basically. But the baller in black above (standing to the right of double-arm sleeves loser) doesn’t play by those rules, because he called the cops after an “aggressive screen” put him down.


The full story from Twitter user @_togs:


An important note here: double arm sleeves loser is the guy who committed the foul:


Because the Internet is still wonderful sometimes, there’s video of the incident that includes a quick interview with police who responded to the call:


There it is. Never call the police because of pickup basketball, or you will get relentlessly shamed.

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