It’s going to take a miracle for the World Cup cameras to find Croatian pole dancer and belly dancer Ivana Knoll — Miss Croatia in the upper deck today during the match against Argentina. But it’s the World Cup and the cameramen are trained to find at least 1-2 ladies to turn into stars per game so maybe they’ve already been tipped off to Ivana’s seat location. Who knows, it’s Russia.
Here’s the deal with this match for Ivana and Croatia: a win and they are headed to the knockout stage. A loss here for Argentina and I recommend the players find another country to live in. They already played to a draw against Iceland and Maradona is all sorts of pisssed off.
So how’s Croatia feeling coming into this one?
However, Croatia coach Zlatko Dali says his side have “nothing to lose”.
“The match against Argentina is the easiest game for us at the World Cup because we have three points and we play against a big opponent,” he said.
“We have nothing to lose in that game. I’ll tell my players before the start of the game just to enjoy the spectacle.”
In other words, Ivana’s going to be dancing around in the upper deck no matter what.