via the Smoking Gun
From what I can see on Michael Allen Haag’s Facebook page, he looks like your ordinary Brooklyn hipster who doesn’t have a job, yet somehow finds the money to travel around the world to hike mountains. You know the type. Mike lists Boulder as his home, claims he went to the University of Colorado – Boulder and doesn’t mention much about work. He’s too busy posting travel photos from all his stops.
The reason we’re all here is because Michael whipped out his dong on a Frontier flight on Thursday and started taking a pisss all over a seat. There’s other stuff in the federal complaint, but the leak is the real news here because of the photo provided to police.
From the Smoking Gun:
Haag, drinking double vodka and tonics aboard Flight F9864, told a woman seated next to him that he was traveling to South Carolina to meet with an old girlfriend and was “physically excited.” The woman said Haag pestered her with personal questions and kept looking at her “chest and legs as she was wearing a tank top and shorts.”
Haag, in a middle seat, then began to touch a second woman seated on his other side, according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Timothy Smith. After first touching the sleeping woman’s fingers, Haag allegedly twice touched the woman’s legs, prompting her to yell “Stop touching me.” The woman then summoned a flight attendant, who moved Haag to a seat in the plane’s last row.
That’s where Mike started taking a leak on the seat in front of him and didn’t seem to have a care in the world. Those double vodkas needed to come out right now!
Looks like Mike got out of jail because he’s busy over on IG posting pics from Charleston, his destination to go find that old girlfriend. Good luck, Mike.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-EaxnDAwb/?taken-by=michael.allen.haag
