Kenilworth Public Schools Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini is in deep trouble in New Jersey for what police say were hot steaming piles of shiit that Thomas was dumping out by an athletic field. Holmdel High School coaches were finding nearly daily dumps by their fields and an investigation was started into the matter. Enter Thomas Tramaglini…the (alleged) pooper.
From the Asbury Park Press:
Holmdel police have charged Kenilworth Public Schools Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini with relieving himself in public early Monday morning after school officials reported finding “daily” deposits of excrement by an athletic field.
Tramaglini, 42, a Matawan resident, was issued citations on Monday for public urination or defecation, discarding and dumping of litter, and lewdness, according to the state’s municipal court case database. Lewdness is a disorderly persons offense.
From the cops:
Were there any indications Tom enjoyed dropping a hot dump near athletic fields? What do we know about this guy? According to his Twitter account:
• Yankees fan
• Adjunct Professor, Rutgers University
• Champion for equity