via Ouachita County Sheriff’s Office
29-year-old Evelyn Washington wanted to do two things Tuesday night after a hard day of work. She wanted to take a bath and eat her Cheetos. So that’s exactly what she did. The problem here is that she seemed to take the bath in the wrong house. She broke into the wrong house and filled up the tub. I mean, it happens. Remember Ryen Russillo in Jackson Hole when he ended up in the wrong apartment with his shirt off and his pants at his ankles.
Things happen from time to time. You get exhausted and then things go south.
From the Star-Telegram:
That’s because when a woman returned to her home on Church Street from work Tuesday evening , she found Evelyn Washington in her bathtub, eating her Cheetos, according to a probable cause affidavit filed by the Monroe Police Department.
A full plate of food sat on the toilet next to the tub as Washington bathed, munching on her caloric appetizer to the stunned horror of the homeowner, according to the affidavit. The homeowner called police just after 5 p.m.
According to the affidavit, police found “a tall ice chest” under a broken window on the home’s east side.
Washington told police “an unknown male told her to break into the victims’ residence.” But it was unclear whether getting comfortable in the bath was a part of those orders, or just seemed like a good idea at the time, according to KARD.
The good news is that nobody was shot and Evelyn’s just up for a simple burglary charge. Everyone will be back to normal and the homeowner will learn to protect her house a little bit better.
