Albert Belle Was Taking A Leak Behind His SUV Door During DUI Bust

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Now we have an explanation behind the Albert Belle indecent exposure and DUI charge that went down Saturday in a parking lot at some soccer complex. There’s been some speculation that this all went down at a Spring Training game, but at this point this is coming down to a she said/he said and it revolves around Belle possibly exposing himself 15-year-old girl.
From TMZ:

A man who claims he witnessed Albert Belle piss in the middle of a parking lot says the former All Star NEVER shook his junk at anyone.
As we previously reported, the ex-Indians slugger was arrested for indecent exposure and DUI on Saturday after a woman told police Belle shook his genitals at her family — including her 15-year-old daughter — while urinating in the Phoenix Rising Soccer Club Stadium parking lot.
TMZ Sports spoke with Ron Swindells … who says he was 15 feet away from Belle when he relieved himself and didn’t see anything remotely close to that happen at any point.

The real news here is that Belle still yanks down his pants like he’s 4 and taking a leak at preschool. This is how Little BC yanks ’em down. All the way! Those things go to the ankles.
At the end of the day, this is likely going to get settled out of court and we’ll be left with a Joey Belle mugshot to use for several years on social.

via Fox10

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