My god Cheryl, get ahold of yourself. You can’t be getting so drunk that you’re throwing a shelf at your boyfriend just after kickoff of the Super Bowl. The cops are going to show up and you’ll miss the ending where the Eagles hold off Tommy and win that elusive first Super Bowl.
You’ll end up in jail and your boyfriend will end up watching the game in peace and quiet.
From Action News Jacksonville:
A 60-year-old injured her boyfriend by throwing a piece of furniture at him during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl, the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office said.
Cheryl Merrill was arrested after the incident, which happened at 7 p.m. Sunday, just after kickoff, a police report said. Merrill became enraged during the argument and threw a wooden shelf at her boyfriend of five years, deputies said.
The boyfriend had a swollen hand but refused medical treatment. Because of his hand injury, he was unable to sign an affidavit.
Merrill was described by deputies as “extremely intoxicated” and disobeyed orders to remain in the cul-de-sac while deputies investigated the incident, the report said.
And how do I know this relationship is likely over? The boyfriend didn’t go bail her ass out.
She has been arrested for aggravated battery and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence. Jail records show, as of 1:30PM Monday, she remains in the St. Johns County Jail on $6,000 bond.
Need to see the full police report. Need to know if Cheryl was on the Eagles or the Patriots.
