"Adopt me, please." pic.twitter.com/GsXbPHgsMK
— ESPN Drunk (@EspnDrunk) December 15, 2017
We knew the audio between LeBron and Lonzo’s little talk last night would come out eventually because they were standing around hundreds of people with phones and cameras and somebody was bound to pick up at least some of what they were saying. So the whole covering the mouth thing so nobody knows what we’re talking about lasted for a good 14-15 hours.
The memes and theories were fun while they lasted and I hate to break it to you, but the conversation was basically nothing. No juice, no “I’m coming to L.A next year so tell your dad to shut his ass up”, nothing. All we got was a little motivational speak from LeBron and him making sure Lonzo didn’t tell the media what he said. That’s it.
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Find your zone and just stay f—ing locked in. The media is going to ask you what I told you right now. Tell them nothing. Just be aggressive every single day.
It’s white noise to you. That’s all it is. Alright? Let’s go.
Now I almost wish we didn’t get the audio. It’s reading Reddit theories for a TV show. They’re almost always better than what you end up getting. The theories for this convo were 1000 times better than what we got.
"Can you believe they repealed net neutrality?"
"We live in a world that sees the value of anything as the profit it can make and where those tasked with protecting the people can be bought by corporations" pic.twitter.com/a5UL1hC3ei
— Zito (@_Zeets) December 15, 2017
“For real, am I getting these ZO2s I ordered by Christmas?” pic.twitter.com/hG0gBbUii0
— Thomas Duffy (@TJDhoops) December 15, 2017