I’ve seen a lot of weird shit from Aggie fan in my life, but this is the weirdest shit ever, maybe by anyone. pic.twitter.com/ARkFPxUQml
— AJ Hoffman (@AJIsTheReal) December 5, 2017
It’s the most lucrative contract in college football history – 10 years and $75 million. Jimbo Fisher owes Johnny Manziel, cable subscribers, Texas A&M boosters, oil rigs, season ticket holders, ESPN/Disney, etc. a huge THANK YOU for that huge pile of guaranteed money he’s about to start accepting into his bank account.
And you know what’s on the mind of A&M fans? How’s Reveille getting along with coach. That’s right, welcome to the weird world of college football fans who know way too much about the inner workings of a business using labor provided by 18-to-22 or so year olds.
For those A&M fans who are wondering how the dog and Jimbo are getting along? Here you go.
For Aggies only, of course twitter can't understand it. Laugh all you want but dogs can read people and the photo says so much: Jimbo: ecstatic, at ease, leaning in to Reveille with open stance. Reveille: Upright, mouth closed (yield to alpha), seated and calm. #HERECOMETHEAGGIES pic.twitter.com/D1Yr5MKHlS
— Dean Mortimer (@DeanMortimer3) December 5, 2017
Meanwhile, the guy who made most of this happen is quietly living his life as a random Los Angeles resident who turns 25 today.
What’s expected of Jimbo? End the droughts.
• Last time A&M won a conference title: 1998
• Last time A&M won a national title: 1939
• A&M has won more than 10 games ONCE since 1998 (Johnny Manziel’s magical season)
Good luck, sir!