Wisconsin Bruh Banging In Pontiac Grand Am Complains That Cop Is Cock Blocking Him On Oktoberfest Weekend

The Smoking Gun got its hands on an award winner this week. Any time you see a post that includes “cockblocking” you stop what you’re doing and start blogging. That’s the rule around here, especially when it’s a story on a 21 year old bruh banging it out with some 20 year old chick named Emily in a Pontiac Grand Am at what sounds like a wild Oktoberfest in La Crosse, WI.
Let’s go to TSG for the details:

Westpfahl then told the couple–later identified as Bailey Puttkemery, 21, and Emily Scott, 20–to cease copulating and get dressed. “At that point, I walked to the rear of the vehicle in order to give the two subjects some privacy while getting dressed,” the patrolman noted.
But when five minutes passed and the duo had not emerged clothed from the vehicle, the uniformed officer shone his flashlight into the Pontiac and determined that Puttkemery and Scott “had reinitiated the sexual intercourse.”

Puttkemery at some point, aggitated by the cop telling him to stop, reportedly told him, ” “No. I’m trying to [fucc].”
More:

After Puttkemery finally stepped out of the Pontiac, naked, he became argumentative and accused Westpfahl of “cock blocking” him and “giving him blue balls,” according to the report. Puttkemery then offered an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior: “You’re a man. You should understand. It’s Oktoberfest weekend.”

According to Bailey’s Facebook, he’s “in a relationship,” but you know how those things go. Emily might’ve just been some weekend strange. Kids being kids. There’s no Emily Scott on his friends list.

Emily had a night she won’t soon forget!

Just a guy trying to fucc but the fuzz has to go and ruin it:

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The best part of the report. Asked why he didn’t stop, Emily told the cop that “he wanted to finish.”

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