Florida Woman Dolphins Fan Drills Husband For Interrupting Pleasuring Session

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You know how I know this marriage between Flavia and Garrett Higgs was finished before the Smoking Gun police report told me it was finished? These two have separate bedrooms in the marital house and Garrett thought some guy was banging his soon-to-be ex-wife in the house where he’s living.
BOOM — instant war.
You hear moaning coming from your wife’s room, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? It’s not that she’s jackrabbitting. You figure it’s time to kick some Florida Man ass. Annnnnnnndddd then this happens.
From the Smoking Gun:

Police responding to a domestic disturbance call early last Thursday found Garrett Higgs, 43, standing in the driveway of the Port St. Lucie home he shares with his wife Flavia, 42. The couple, pictured at right, occupies separate bedrooms in the residence. Higgs told cops that they “had not had any intimate time in over a year.”
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Upon entering the home around 12:30 AM, Higgs said he “heard moaning from the house.” Higgs, cops noted, “thought there was another man in the house and he used a screwdriver to open the door.” At this point, Flavia sought to bar his entry to her bedroom and “tried to physically escort him out.” During the confrontation that ensued, Flavia “struck him in the face,” the affidavit alleges.

Flavia struck Garrett so she went to jail. From one great jack sesh to the county jail, that’s the risk you take if you’re a Florida Man or Florida Woman. One minute you’re about to get off, the next minute you’re posing for a mugshot.
Yep, this marriage is finished.

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