Johnny Looking Happy, Tim Couch Not Looking Too Good & Shaq Gambling Away His Money

This is an unreal…but real…report on the Dolphins QB search

The Dolphins considered Tebow, Orton and Kaepernick before deciding to yank Jay Cutler out of retirement. ORTON! I mean, Tebow is one thing, Orton is a whole new world. He hasn’t thrown a regular season pass since 2014. Do we even know what Kyle Orton looks like these days? Is he even able to get off a couch? Maybe Cutler will get hurt in the preseason and we’ll get a look at our old friend.

Or maybe he’ll end up in Carolina where Cam isn’t throwing passes.

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Jay Cutler would be Dolphins’ 18th starting QB since Dan Marino retired

Since 2000, only 1 AFC team has used more (Browns) #statnightcap pic.twitter.com/iX3i4mgxnU

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) August 7, 2017

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