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Someone Ripped A Nasty Fart So Bad On American Airlines Flight That Crew Complained Of Headaches, Eye Irritation….WOW!

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What a weekend for the airlines. Delta kicked Clay Travis off a flight after it was determined his kid had lice and now comes this gem from Raleigh where a nasty fart was blamed for headaches and eye irritation for the crew. It’s right there in the flight log — someone dropped a bomb on a plane so bad that it made some of the crew “feel ill.”

Been there.

Long weekend of drinking the nastiest beer you can find. Horrible diet. Taco Bell. Can beer. No sleep. No bread to soak up those suds. Your stomach tells you to hit the first shittter you see after getting up that ramp. It’s one of those situations where you’re lighting up the bowl without your ass even hitting the porcelain.

From WNCN:

Three American Airlines crew members from a flight to RDU complained of eye irritation and headaches from an odor described as flatulence, airport officials said.

At 3:34 p.m., a regularly scheduled American flight from Charlotte arrived at Raleigh-Durham International Airport.

RDU officials said EMS was called to Terminal 2 to check out the crew members who complained about the odor, but none was transported.Originally, it was reported passengers were affected by the odor, but CBS North Carolina has since learned only crew members complained about the smell after passengers deplaned.

Of course now the airline is going all PR on the situation. You know, because someone couldn’t have ripped ass so bad that the crew got ill. Some bro named Ross Feinstein tried to deflect.

“We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue – and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to “passed gas” as mentioned.”

This isn’t when you deflect. You congratulate. Maybe sign a co-sponsorship with Tums or Pepto. Run with it.

Seems like the perfect time to bring back a Steve-O classic.

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