Packers' Letroy Guion to Cop During DUI Stop: "I Don't Drink Any of That Weak Stuff"

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Last week, Packers DT Letroy Guion ruined his own damn birthday by getting arrested for driving under the influence in Hawaii.
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When I saw this news drop on Twitter I didn’t think too much of it. “Just another idiot athlete driving when he doesn’t need to”, I thought. However! The Associated Press released details of Guion’s arrest on Thursday, and there’s definitely some good stuff there worth sharing — like big 98’s alcohol preferences:

“’Please sir, it’s my birthday,’” he told an officer, according to the records. “’I can have someone else drive.’”
Guion was pulled over while driving a white 2017 Porsche Cayenne because he was drifting between lanes, the report said.
“’I know I’m drunk,’” he told the officer in the records. “’I’ve been drinking Hennessy all night. I don’t drink any of that weak stuff, only the hard stuff.’”

Guion then realized jail was inevitable and made the wise of prepping for bail:

He then tossed his wallet to his girlfriend who was riding in the passenger seat and asked if she could bail him out of jail.

He apparently pleaded to the officer to let him off the hook because it was his birthday, but that’s kinda a tough sell when you admit to drinking Henny all night.
Guion, of course, is already suspended for the first four games of the season for PED use. He was also arrested back in 2015 for marijuana and firearms possession.

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