Ohio Man, 88, Claims One-Eyed Hooker Stole His Wallet After Giving Him Oral At 9:30 In The Morning

An 88-year-old Ohio old timer learned a very valuable lesson Wednesday morning — you can’t trust the hookers out on the mean streets even if it’s 9:30 in the morning. They’ll rip off your wallet even if you’re 88. They have no shame, especially the hookers in Springfield, Ohio where you have to be hard up in the nursing home to hit up a Springfield hooker.

Seriously, where is this old timer’s family? For god’s sake, get him a legit hooker or get him on a flight to Nevada. Get this guy some action. He’s hating life because he can’t find broads to give him oral and now he’s out some money because this bag ripped off his wallet.

From WHIO:

The man flagged down Springfield Police Division officers about 4 p.m. Wednesday in the 600 block of West Main Street to report a theft, the report says.

“Officers spoke with (the victim) who stated that a one-eyed woman stole his wallet,” the report says.

The man told police he picked up a woman in the area of South Light and Court streets for oral sex about 9:30 a.m. Wednesday, according to a police report. Afterward the man dropped off the woman in the area of West Main and Light streets, then later discovered his wallet was missing, he told police.

This is what South Light and Court Street looks like way back in 2007. Imagine what that hellhole looks like these days. This poor old codger thought he’d just get some oral and go watch the Price Is Right. Not this week, sir.

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    Joe KinseyBUSTEDCOVERAGE Writer
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