John Kruk's Body Armor-Wearing Twin Crashes Semi Through Front Door Of The Bunny Ranch

I was trying to figure out if that was Kenny Powers and then our tipster @WynTheGov said “was hoping it was John Kruk.” YES! That’s it. Anyway, this guy went off the rails this morning and crashed a stolen semi (he was recently fired from his trucking job) through the front gate of the Bunny Ranch and then crashed it through the front door of the brothel. 
Bro, calm tf down. Dennis Hof would probably comp you a BJ if life is this bad. Now you’ve gone too far and there’s going to be a court case, jail and then a lifetime ban from the Bunny Ranch premises.
Needless to say, Brian Brandt is in trouble.
From the RGJ:

At around 4:04 a.m., deputies responded to a report of a tractor trailer that backed up through the front gate and entrance of the brothel, Michael Carlson with the Lyon County Sheriff’s Office said. Brothel owner Dennis Hof said in a phone call to the Reno Gazette-Journal that the suspect “jumped out of the truck with full body armor and a mask.”

Via Bunny Ranch

The AP added:

Brothel owner Dennis Hof said none of the five employees, 30 female prostitutes and 10 customers inside at the time were hurt when the crash happened just after 4 a.m.

Let’s hear from an eyewitness, Mikki Lynn, who was riding a customer at the time of the crash:
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You tell me. Has to be related to Kruk-y.

Here’s Brian a year ago. Looks fairly normal at a baseball game. Doesn’t look like he would eventually crash through a brothel.
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