Does the BC office care if former Cub David Ross can pull off the unthinkable and win Season 89 of “Dancing With the Stars”? Hell no. You know actual dancing doesn’t matter when four-time Olympic gold medalist Simone f—king Biles doesn’t even make it to finale week.
However! Grandpa Rossy was nice enough to randomly drop some content IG content for us this weekend by throwing batting practice (with a rubber ball, but whatevs) to his smokin’ dance partner, Lindsay Arnold. It’s not quite Kim DeJesus wiffleball hot, but “DWTS” fans should dig it:
Glad we could get something out of this season — the Pageviews Twitter Wars have been ice cold.