— Fat Guy in a Wentz Jersey (@EaglesMattFoley) May 12, 2017
Jose Altuve drives one “dick down the line” and that one is hooking foul.
This isn’t as great as the time Dick Enberg told us about the “plump pussy,” but it’s still a great one for May baseball. The great thing from the Altuve video is that BC fans are actually listening so close to May baseball. I honestly can’t sit and watch a game in May when there are things to do like cutting tree limbs and grass. Hell, I have like 10-12 flats of flowers that need planted between now and close of BC business Sunday night.
That’s why I need you guys out there to be on the lookout for material. I need to get these flowers planted and it’s going to take a team effort to drive the content around here. 1 man can only do so much before I die from stress. Help me out.
firstname.lastname@example.org or @bustedcoverage…even on IG where people are starting to send more material.