Gators Fan Caught Up In Broken Vibrator Brouhaha With His Wife, Guns Drawn, Arrests Made

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ST. LUCIE COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE

Rodney Taylor, 48, and his wife Christerria, 25, got into a big one the other night and the gist of this brouhaha was a broken vibrator that was busted up, according to Christerria, by her husband. One thing led to another and both sides accuses the other of drawing a gun.

Chris says she confronted Rod over the vibrator damage. Rod claims he was sleeping and she woke him up with the accusation. It’s a he said/she said and both went to jail.

From the God of Florida Man stories…Will Greenlee at TCPalm:

“Christerria advised she questioned her husband about breaking her vibrator,” an affidavit states.

A vibrator is a sex toy that vibrates.

She said a big argument started and he began choking her. She said he eventually got her handgun and said, “I will end you.”

She said he let the gun go and she went outside and called authorities.

Meanwhile, Rodney Taylor said he was sleeping when his wife woke him up and accused him of busting her vibrator.

I did my normal searches to find a sports angle and it turns out that Rodney is a Gators fan. That’s perfect because it plays so well on Twitter where people won’t read the actual post. They’ll just read the headline and then leave “SEC! SEC! SEC!” comments on Twitter and Facebook.

Both were arrested on aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and domestic battery charges. Rodney caught an extra 5 minute penalty for domestic battery by strangulation. They’ll have their day in court. As for the vibrator, we’re waiting to see the evidence it was broken.

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