White Sox Fan Pick-Up Artist Offers Ladies Hot Dogs Stored in His Hat

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A washed up Paul Konerko hit The Cell (sorry, no way I’m calling it Guaranteed Rate Field) on Sunday with one simple goal: seduce the ladies with some hot dogs. Sure. It sounds like this could have potentially been disgusting, but Konerko was actually one cool cat.
Look at this guy get all the laughs after his hot-dog-in-a-hat power move hits:
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He eventually refilled the hot dog hat and tried once more in the stands:
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[H/t to Deadspin]

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