Desperate Cavs Fan Wants Tristan Thompson to Axe Khloe Kardashian, Creates Petition


How fitting. The same day that ES Magazine drops a story in which Khloe Kardashian states she’d say yes to a proposal from Tristan Thompson, a petition begging TT to dump the fame whore surfaces. Desperate times call for desperate measures in The Land.

And you can’t really fault Cavs fans, either. They are entering the first round on a down note as they failed to secure the one seed after dropping four games in a row. Throw a Kardashian into the mix and suddenly a repeat bid looks even more daunting.

The person who created the Change petition gets it:

Dear Cavs faithful,

It is almost that time of year again-where we prepare for our long trek back to the NBA Finals. However, this year as the defending champs, we’ve been in sort of a funk.

And it all has to do with the Kardashian Curse.

One of our most beloved athletes, Tristan Thompson, has taken it upon himself to date Khloe Kardashian and by doing so, invited the curse into Cleveland. The curse has been ruthless to the Cleveland Cavaliers. The curse is nothing new however- it has plagued professional athletes such as James Harden, Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries, and now our beloved TT.

Of course one million fans could sign this thing and TT still wouldn’t drop Khloe during this playoff run. Simply put, Bron Bron and the Cavs are going to have to overcome the Kurse — as well as Lance Stephenson, the Celtics, and the Warriors — this postseason.

Assistant Editor of Busted Coverage. Based in Los Angeles.
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